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Apr 16, 20233 min read

Austin Loses to Vancouver 0-0. Post View

I planned on writing a preview of this matchup. I watched a little of that Portland-Vancouver matchup that happened last week. Part of...

Mar 8, 20233 min read

A Review of Embarrassment

Woe is me. Please, for the love of all things God-like and all-powerful, find me the strength to die.... You put me on the earth to...

Mar 6, 20235 min read

What went right against Canada East?

Everything. From top to bottom, this team destroyed Montreal. The post game scores are enough to show you how dominant this performance...

Mar 3, 20234 min read

A half-assed breakdown of CF Montréal

Shit. Shit. Shit. Their coach is a smoke-show. This is Hernán Losada, Argentinian coach of the CF Montréal's and I'm worried that we...

Feb 24, 20233 min read

Driussi is our new captain, and that should worry Austin fans.

How much longer will Ring stay in Austin?

Feb 22, 20232 min read

2023 Season Previews: Austin FC

Welcome to the 26th Season Preview of the 2023 MLS season! We are continuing this journey in the great state of Texas with the league's 27th