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Orlando City Earns Their First Win Of The 2024 Campaign.
Jack Lynn's First Goal For Orlando City Leads the Lions to a 2-0 Shutout Over Austin F.C. On a beautiful central Florida evening, playing...
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Mar 24, 20242 min read
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To fire or not to fire, is that the question?
If you were like me when I saw the roster that Coach Wolff put out there Saturday against the Galaxy, then you felt betrayed. I could...
Red Card for Time Wasting
Apr 28, 20234 min read
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Austin Loses to LAG 2-0. Post View
I got nothin'.
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Apr 23, 20231 min read
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Austin Loses to Vancouver 0-0. Post View
I planned on writing a preview of this matchup. I watched a little of that Portland-Vancouver matchup that happened last week. Part of...
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Apr 16, 20233 min read
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What is wrong? Postview of Austin losing to LAFC
I've noticed this year that the team leaves Austin on road trips wearing matching gear. I don't remember this last year so much, although...
Red Card for Time Wasting
Apr 10, 20236 min read
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Austin Preview of LAFC: It's big for us, but not really for them.
There's a little part of Austin that still feels small: How it perceives itself. At this point, Austin is one of the larger cities in the...
Red Card for Time Wasting
Apr 7, 20234 min read
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If you get embarrassed enough, you're just embarrassing: Postview of Colorado at Austin
Let's review my thoughts from the game preview against Colorado: Colorado lost their most important player to an ACL tear last week....
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Mar 27, 20233 min read
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It can't get any worse, can it? Austin FC Preview of Rapids
Austin went out and got themselves a Centerback! But, if we're being honest here, this dude better not see the field. As we've seen with...
Red Card for Time Wasting
Mar 24, 20234 min read
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Ripples of a Mistake: Austin Loses to Houston
The margins in the MLS are small. I mean, really small. The difference between a playoff team and a wooden spoon winner is really just a...
Red Card for Time Wasting
Mar 20, 20233 min read
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This one technically doesn't count: An Austin FC Preview of Houston
After the weekday game that shall not be named, Austin get rewarded with Houston, and this one doesn't even count for or against COPA...
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Mar 17, 20233 min read
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The CAF was CONCA'd
I screamed in my car last night, driving back from the game. There's not much else you can do after watching 35 shots turn into only two...
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Mar 15, 20232 min read
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What makes a Defense? RSL Postview
There's been a lot of talk about Austin and their defense, specifically centered around the center back situation. But when we're seeing...
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Mar 12, 20234 min read
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“Fudge the BLEEP that gave birth to Salt Lake”: An RSL Preview
If you haven't heard, better start learning. In the Champions League tie between PSG and Bayern, Sergio Ramos, the literal starting...
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Mar 10, 20234 min read
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A Review of Embarrassment
Woe is me. Please, for the love of all things God-like and all-powerful, find me the strength to die.... You put me on the earth to...
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Mar 8, 20233 min read
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CCL Beware: A Barely-any-ass Match Preview
Tonight we kick off our first ever CCL campaign against *COPIES AND PASTES FROM WIKIPEDIA* Violette AC Ah yes, the team that is one of...
Red Card for Time Wasting
Mar 7, 20232 min read
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What went right against Canada East?
Everything. From top to bottom, this team destroyed Montreal. The post game scores are enough to show you how dominant this performance...
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Mar 6, 20235 min read
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A half-assed breakdown of CF Montréal
Shit. Shit. Shit. Their coach is a smoke-show. This is Hernán Losada, Argentinian coach of the CF Montréal's and I'm worried that we...
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Mar 3, 20234 min read
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One for the Kipper
I was driving back from Q2 last night, and like there always is on Austin roads, a driver in front of me, with no one in front of him,...
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Feb 26, 20233 min read
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What to look for - St. Louis SC at Q2
THE KITS! I hate them, on my un-muscular frame. This thing looks like an Austin FC player got caught half way through entering the...
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Feb 25, 20231 min read
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Driussi is our new captain, and that should worry Austin fans.
How much longer will Ring stay in Austin?
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Feb 24, 20233 min read
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