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Mar 242 min read
Orlando City Earns Their First Win Of The 2024 Campaign.
Jack Lynn's First Goal For Orlando City Leads the Lions to a 2-0 Shutout Over Austin F.C. On a beautiful central Florida evening, playing...
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Apr 28, 20234 min read
To fire or not to fire, is that the question?
If you were like me when I saw the roster that Coach Wolff put out there Saturday against the Galaxy, then you felt betrayed. I could...
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Apr 23, 20231 min read
Austin Loses to LAG 2-0. Post View
I got nothin'.
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Apr 16, 20233 min read
Austin Loses to Vancouver 0-0. Post View
I planned on writing a preview of this matchup. I watched a little of that Portland-Vancouver matchup that happened last week. Part of...
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Apr 10, 20236 min read
What is wrong? Postview of Austin losing to LAFC
I've noticed this year that the team leaves Austin on road trips wearing matching gear. I don't remember this last year so much, although...
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Apr 7, 20234 min read
Austin Preview of LAFC: It's big for us, but not really for them.
There's a little part of Austin that still feels small: How it perceives itself. At this point, Austin is one of the larger cities in the...
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Mar 27, 20233 min read
If you get embarrassed enough, you're just embarrassing: Postview of Colorado at Austin
Let's review my thoughts from the game preview against Colorado: Colorado lost their most important player to an ACL tear last week....
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Mar 24, 20234 min read
It can't get any worse, can it? Austin FC Preview of Rapids
Austin went out and got themselves a Centerback! But, if we're being honest here, this dude better not see the field. As we've seen with...
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Mar 20, 20233 min read
Ripples of a Mistake: Austin Loses to Houston
The margins in the MLS are small. I mean, really small. The difference between a playoff team and a wooden spoon winner is really just a...
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Mar 17, 20233 min read
This one technically doesn't count: An Austin FC Preview of Houston
After the weekday game that shall not be named, Austin get rewarded with Houston, and this one doesn't even count for or against COPA...
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Mar 15, 20232 min read
The CAF was CONCA'd
I screamed in my car last night, driving back from the game. There's not much else you can do after watching 35 shots turn into only two...
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Mar 12, 20234 min read
What makes a Defense? RSL Postview
There's been a lot of talk about Austin and their defense, specifically centered around the center back situation. But when we're seeing...
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Mar 10, 20234 min read
“Fudge the BLEEP that gave birth to Salt Lake”: An RSL Preview
If you haven't heard, better start learning. In the Champions League tie between PSG and Bayern, Sergio Ramos, the literal starting...
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Mar 8, 20233 min read
A Review of Embarrassment
Woe is me. Please, for the love of all things God-like and all-powerful, find me the strength to die.... You put me on the earth to...
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Mar 7, 20232 min read
CCL Beware: A Barely-any-ass Match Preview
Tonight we kick off our first ever CCL campaign against *COPIES AND PASTES FROM WIKIPEDIA* Violette AC Ah yes, the team that is one of...
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Mar 6, 20235 min read
What went right against Canada East?
Everything. From top to bottom, this team destroyed Montreal. The post game scores are enough to show you how dominant this performance...
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Mar 3, 20234 min read
A half-assed breakdown of CF Montréal
Shit. Shit. Shit. Their coach is a smoke-show. This is Hernán Losada, Argentinian coach of the CF Montréal's and I'm worried that we...
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Feb 26, 20233 min read
One for the Kipper
I was driving back from Q2 last night, and like there always is on Austin roads, a driver in front of me, with no one in front of him,...
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Feb 25, 20231 min read
What to look for - St. Louis SC at Q2
THE KITS! I hate them, on my un-muscular frame. This thing looks like an Austin FC player got caught half way through entering the...
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Feb 24, 20233 min read
Driussi is our new captain, and that should worry Austin fans.
How much longer will Ring stay in Austin?
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